The flight attendant just announced “If you don’t like any of my jokes, there are six exits” and told us where the emergency exits are it was actually the best
"for those of you who are traveling with children… WHY"
"if you’re changing to a flight with a different airline, we don’t care."
he said “okay now get out” once we landed i’m pissing myself
"Our wardrobe is incredible. We’re keeping the long hemlines and the gowns, but they’re very high styles. We’ve got vintage and period costumes, but also some couture coming in. The shoes are incredible. There were a pair of Brian Atwood stilettos that I could not walk in for the life of me, they hurt so much. But I’m so in love with them. But it’s the price you pay for fashion!”
If you don’t think this was the most adorable thing to ever happen, you’re wrong.
Reasons why Gordan Ramsay fantastic: kind and patient with kids who are trying their best, takes no shit from arrogant adults who think they know everything.
my family usually eats bagged cereals (you know, the off brand kinds that taste like deceit) and today my mother came home with 15+ boxes of sugared name-brand cereal, dumped them into my arms, and said “i can’t eat lies anymore, caroline.”
When I say “please don’t take a picture of me” it’s not because I’m being bitchy and stubborn, it’s because if I see that picture I will seriously feel so bad about myself and think I am the ugliest thing on earth and sink a little deeper into self consciousness and hatred.
I was never pretty enough to be the pretty girl and I was never quirky enough to be the quirky girl. Boys didn’t look at me in high school and think I was the pretty girl.